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"MIGHTY SPRIGHTY" FOR MAYOR

Teller County Regional Animal Shelter (TCRAS) is having a fund-raising event in which ONE of 25 local pets will be elected "Mayor" of Divide, Colorado. Unlike most elections, paid votes are encouraged! Each vote costs only $1.00, and yes, you are encouraged to vote as much and as often as you can - for just $1.00 per vote. The donations will be used to help fund a new desperately needed building to house Teller County's homeless pets. Voting is SIMPLE! Follow the link below to TCRAS's website, then follow their links to vote. While I strongly encourage you to vote for my perfect little "Mighty Sprighty", ALL votes for any of the candidates will help our homeless pets get that much closer to an improved facility. Below are also links to some of the media coverage videos and articles that this IMPORTANT campaign has received.
http://www.TCRAScolorado.com (Website to visit to VOTE!)
http://www.newsfirst5.com/news/mayor-of-divide-election-dogocrats-vs-republicats/ (Colorado Springs Channel 5 Primetime News Coverage of our Event - SPRIGHTY is in THIS one!!!!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GruJvOdLf0 (Youtube video of Colorado Springs Channel 11 News Coverage of our Event)
http://www.gazette.com/news/divide-93742-dogs-gone.html Colorado Springs Gazette - Newspaper article
Below are my weekly poems that I write on behalf of Sprighty's campaign - if you like them, great, vote for Sprighty - and if not - please vote anyway and *maybe* I'll stop torturing all of you....
Bad Poem Week 1: Bad Poem Week 2:
Picked up off the streets with a mangled limb; There once was a 3-legged dog named Sprighty, Her hopes for a new life were hopeless and grim; Although she was small, she knew she was mighty; The kind shelter folks gave her vet care and food. She decided one day to do something grand; Now this brave little dog, always sweet, never rude; Said she, "I will become Mayor and rule the land!" Is running for Mayor; and her new goal in life; She sought out the votes with Dr. Lisa her slave; A roof for those like her, and a world free of strife! So grateful were they for the votes people gave; So open your hearts and tell all your friends; Will her efforts be rewarded, will she be elected? A new shelter for dogs, until homelessness ends; Only time will tell, when the votes are collected! Is this fundraiser's goal so please vote today; To ensure that none like her will be turned away.
Bad Poem Week 3: Bad Poem Week 4:
Mighty Sprighty had a dream to become Mayor of this town; There once was a veterinarian, Dr. Berg was her name; A sweet, tenacious terrier, she was determined to wear that crown. She was normal and content, until into her life Sprighty came. With dogged determination she sought votes all dog-gone day; What then ensued was chaos - politics, competition and a cause, Assiduously campaigning, in the lead she strived to stay. As Sprighty strove for a home for her less fortunate friends with paws. She did her best to be top dog - she knew she was no slouch; Dragged into the fray, their cause overwhelmed and consumed, And at day's end, exhausted, she'd go home to Doc Lisa's couch. Not until Sprighty wins and a shelter is built, can normalcy be resumed. Then up again soliciting votes and guarding them like a gnome, So please vote today so their work can be relieved, So every dog in Teller County will have somewhere to call home. Only then can you be sure that poem cessation is achieved!
Bad Poem Week 5:
Unwanted and abandoned, she wandered the streets alone and scared, Fighting bad weather, traffic and perils untold, her innocent life was spared. She'd run towards cars with wagging tail, would someone stop and assist? But preoccupied drivers in cars raced past; she was easy to resist. As days went by she grew weak and tired, and hope began to die, A kind man finally stopped, and her sad condition made him cry. He took her to a shelter where they gave her food and care, But thoughts of her consumed him, he couldn't leave her there. He returned for her the next day, and two hearts and lives entwined, For years they shared a bond of love that could not be defined. And when a decade later, he held her in his arms and said goodbye, She slipped away, her spirit free, on wings of angels she would fly. Although his heart was filled with grief, he felt her presence from above, And found a smile in the cherished memory of her unconditional love.
Bad Poem Week 6:
To help her homeless 4 legged friends, altruistic Sprighty made a vow, By recruiting donated votes, she would raise money for them now.
She worked hard for many weeks, grateful to all her generous friends,
Because the shelter pets are given hope with each vote a supporter sends.
But her mayoral win is in jeopardy, despite her commitment and hard work,
RepubliCAT Walter now wants to win, and if he wins it will painfully irk.
Therefore we must unite to end Walter's sudden efforts to win this game,
Not to malign that egotistical cat, but I've heard he's only in it for the fame! Weekly Updates - Click Campaign Button at right to read/review Sprighty's weekly progress reports. Current Week:
Mighty Sprighty for Mayor Campaign - Emergency - Update 03/25/2010
Beep... beep...beep...
We are interrupting your regularly scheduled update to bring you the following devastating news...
Today, a $500 vote came in via Paypal for Walter the cat, causing him to jump into the lead in the election. He is currently 200 votes ahead of Sprighty, and this is before the box donations are counted tomorrow (donation boxes are collected and counted every Friday afternoon). This may be the beginning of the end for Sprighty's chances to win the Mayoral election. If you know anyone who may want to make a tax deductible donation to the shelter in the form of Sprighty votes... now would be a good time!
....Beep... beep.... beep.... We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
Mighty Sprighty for Mayor Campaign Update 03/21/2010
Mighty Sprighty Supporters Unite!
Two weeks to go, and things are getting serious here! As most of you know, prior to starting my own practice, I worked at The Animal Clinic of Woodland Park, where the sneaky RepubliCAT, Walter, currently resides. It has come to my attention that Walter's people have made it their "mission" to see that Walter, and NOT Sprighty, wins this election. According to a reliable source, they have smugly declared that they "haven't even tried" to campaign at all yet, and all their votes to date were unsolicited in their high volume busy business ... but now they vow to actively recruit votes for Walter (and them is fightin' words!). True to their claim, Walter jumped from 918 last week to 1233 this week - an increase of 315 votes! In contrast, Sprighty went from 1318 to 1437, up 119 votes, only one-third of that earned by Walter! Walter is now within 200 votes of Sprighty! Current standings as follow:
Sprighty 1437
Walter 1233
Diesel 1064
(the shelter has to date earned $6853 - they have a goal of $20K)
While this last minute decision by Walter's people to "steal" the mayor-ship is great in that it will benefit the shelter, which of course is our ultimate goal, this new competition is likely to adversely affect little Sprighty. Sprighty, as you know, is the constant companion of her highly competitive campaign manager, and this new development may cause Sprighty's home life to deteriorate as this unnamed person becomes more stressed and obsessed with the "cause." You can help Sprighty out by.... well, I shouldn't even have to say it, but, helllloooo, you need to VOTE!!!!!
Disclosure Alert - the following may not be suitable for all readers - be advised that due to no fault of Sprighty, some funds have made it into the campaign which are... well, of questionable origin...
I must be honest here - as we run an honest campaign - some of Sprighty's recent votes are "tainted" in that they were obtained - not by honest hard work, but... via... gambling ... yes, this is the email form of a whispered word. The truth is that a certain un-named person, along with Terry Peterson, who is not writing this email and therefore cannot protect her name, went gambling! They started with $12, and several hours and lots of food later, Sprighty had $30 donated votes - yes, it takes hours to earn $30 playing penny slots! I am ashamed to admit that we took a risk that the money could be lost and the smart thing would have been to donate the $12, but we took that chance and it paid off this time. In Sprighty's defense, she waited patiently in the truck as she does not condone such reckless monetary risk, but being the gracious pup that she is, she did accept the donation (and the leftover food we brought back to her).
Here it is, the second to last Poem of the Week:
To help her homeless 4 legged friends, altruistic Sprighty made a vow,
By recruiting donated votes, she would raise money for them now.
She worked hard for many weeks, grateful to all her generous friends,
Because the shelter pets are given hope with each vote a supporter sends.
But her mayoral win is in jeopardy, despite her commitment and hard work,
RepubliCAT Walter now wants to win, and if he wins it will painfully irk.
Therefore we must unite to end Walter's sudden efforts to win this game,
Not to malign that egotistical cat, but I've heard he's only in it for the fame!
Ok, we *need* to get some votes going this week, so, like my wonderful Catholic mom taught me, it's time to apply some good old-fashioned guilt tactics and put things into their proper perspective...
What is it worth - and what would you be willing to forego this week - to help an innocent, sweet homeless dog....? (this might be good preparation for lent!)
A fast food lunch - $6 (save the calories, donate that amount instead to Sprighty)....
A movie & popcorn for two in Woodland Park-$20 (feed your mind & read a book instead - donate to Sprighty)...
A movie & popcorn for two in Colo. Springs - $30 (rent a $1.99 DVD instead & donate $28.01 to Sprighty)...
A nice dinner for two without appetizers, alcohol or dessert - $40 (blah, blah... Sprighty)
A nicer dinner for two with the above amenities - $60 (.....Sprighty)
Making a really big donation to assuage Dr. Berg's fears of Sprighty losing this election... PRICELESS!
Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. 
By the way, if you have been lucky - I mean UNlucky - enough to have missed any updates, you can find all previous correspondence and bad poetry relating to the election on my website on the "Campaign Updates" or "Spright 4 Mayor" pages.
For all of you have generously voted.... THANK YOU.
If you want to vote but do not want to do so online via Paypal, you can drop off votes at TCRAS or give them to me to submit.
GO SPRIGHTY!
Spright's Story....From Pavement to Pound to PUPlitics...  In 2009, Teller County Regional Animal Shelter (TCRAS) picked up a small female pit bull type mixed breed dog with a mangled leg. Although the surgery for her leg would be expensive, and she was a breed of dog that is traditionally difficult to adopt out, TCRAS didn't give up on her. They took her to a vet, and although they were unable to repair her leg, they were at least able to amputate it to relieve her of the pain. Now with a 3-legged pit bull mix, TCRAS made every effort to rehabilitate her and adopt her to a new family. Despite television and newspaper coverage of her situation, and repeat visits to the local weekly Farmer's Market to show off her sweet personality and incredible spirit, Spright seemed destined to remain at the shelter. Fate, however, intervened. I had mentioned to my friend and colleague, Dr. Shannon Lemons, that I would like to find a small, short haired dog to have as my "vet-truck" dog (my other dogs are very beloved but too big to comfortably fit in the small confines of my overpacked vehicles for any length of time). As luck would have it, Sprighty ended up at Dr. Lemon's clinic to be spayed. Dr. Lemons immediately recognized her as the type of dog I was looking for (as I am particularly fond of pit bull types) and she contacted me to come in and see this little dog she thought would be a perfect companion to me on my daily travels. It was love at first sight. Spright came home with me that day, and has been by my side 24/7 since then. For those of you who know what it's like to love a dog, then you will understand when I say that she has made my life that much more fun and joyful. She is a tough little dog with a huge amount of exuberant energy and every day I laugh at her antics while we drive around Teller County. I am SO grateful to have her in my life, and I would love to repay TCRAS's care of her by helping them raise the funds to build a new facility for other homeless dogs. Please vote today. Spright's Campaign Speech.....
My name is Spright, and my slogan is "Mighty Sprighty for Mayor!"
I may be three-legged, but don't let that fool you - I can keep up with the best of them! Whether that's on a 7 mile hike in the National Forest, or long hours spent in the vet truck working alongside my mom on her calls, I'm up to the task. My human parents were really worried about taking me out, but, boy, did I show them! Even my dog siblings can't keep up with me.
Now, my political agenda is simple - keep an eye on them cats! While I love my family cat siblings, and enjoy nothing more than to tussle with them, my early days in the shelter taught me one thing - they're sneaky. And they're out to take over the world - trust me. So, I urge you - spay and neuter them, so we can keep them in check! And please, do not vote one of them into a position of power and authority - that would be a CAT-astrophe!
That being said, no one can call me prejudiced! While I would like all the help I can get to keep the cats at bay - I'd like the same to go for my doggy friends and siblings. I don't want any more to have to start their lives the way I did. The people at the shelter were really nice - but I'm very appreciative of having found my forever family now.
So, if you want someone to work for you who has boundless energy, a great work ethic, and "dogged" determination - vote for "Mighty Sprighty" - your best Canid-ate for Divide Mayor!
Top 5 reasons to vote for Sprighty...
Reason #5:
Sprighty represents FOUR minority factions:
- She was a homeless individual who "made" it - she went from Pavement to Pound to PUPlitics.
- She is a disabled individual (only has 3 legs) - and demonstrates the spirit and courage that inspires those of us without disabilities - you should see how hard she races down the Campaign Tail (er, Trail).
- She is part of a very discriminated against minority (she is part pit-bull) - a pit bull mix as Mayor would give this maligned breed some desperately needed GOOD publicity - and she is as sweet as they come! (after Sarah Palin's claim to be a "pit bull with lipstick", we really need to improve this breed's image with a better pit bull representative!)
- Finally, she is a female seeking a high level political office.
Reason #4:
LOTS of homeless dogs will benefit from this campaign - as a shelter dog herself adopted just a few months ago, Sprighty is a great example of the type of wonderful pet needing a place to stay while awaiting a forever home.
Reason #3:
She couldn't possibly be any worse of a Mayor than the usual human ... and maybe she'll be better!
Reason #2:
Sprighty LOVES people and she would enjoy all the public appearances she would be required to make - AND - I love her and I want her to win - to benefit all of those like her.
Reason#1:
I will continue to write my doggerel (bad, amateur poetry) until she wins!
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